ChatGPT: A fun dog-like language

Csanyk:

Hello

ChatGPT:

Hello! How can I assist you today?

Do you know about “doggo”?

Yes, “doggo” is a slang term used to refer to a dog, typically used in a cute or affectionate way. The term “doggo” is often used on social media and in internet memes. It’s part of a larger trend of using cutesy, informal language online.

Are you able to speak in the doggo language?

As an AI language model, I can generate text in various styles and tones, including informal or colloquial language like “doggo language.” However, since “doggo language” is not a real language and is instead just a playful way of referring to dogs, there is no specific grammar or vocabulary associated with it. So, while I can generate text that mimics this style, it’s not a real language and is just for fun.

Cool. Do you know the lyrics to the song “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys?

Yes, I can provide you with the lyrics to “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys! Here they are:

[provides lyrics]

Can you translate the lyrics to “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys into Doggo language?

Sure, I can try to translate the lyrics to “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys into a Doggo language style. Here’s my attempt:

Woof woof, I can’t stand it,
I know you planned it
Gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in here
‘Cause your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why I got this dang thorn in my side
Oh my dog, it’s a mirage I’m tellin’ y’all, it’s sabotage

So listen up ’cause you can’t say nothin’
You’ll shut me down with a push of your button?
But woof, I’m out and I’m gone
I’ll tell you now, I keep it on and on
‘Cause what you see, you might not get
And we can bet so don’t you get souped yet
Schemin’ on a thing, that’s a mirage
I’m tryin’ to tell you now, it’s sabotage
Woof woof, our backs are now against the wall

Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage

I can’t stand it, I know you planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Watergate
But I can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in this place
Because I feel disgrace
because you’re all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I’m buddy rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it’s a mirage
You’re schemin’ on a thing, that’s sabotage
Woof woof, our backs are now against the wall

Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage

Can’t stand it, I know you planned it
I’m gonna set it straight this Watergate
But I can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you’re all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I’m buddy rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it’s a mirage
You’re schemin’ on a thing, that’s sabotage

Woof woof, our backs are now against the wall

Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage

I can’t stand rockin’, rollin’
Stop the debatin’, make no mistake
Back in the saddle, you’re up on the stage It’s a sabotage

Hey woof, it’s a sabotage
Hey woof, it’s a sabotage
Hey woof, it’s a sabotage
Hey woof, it’s a sabotage

Woof woof, our backs are now against the wall

Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage
Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage

I hope that gives you a sense of how the lyrics might sound in a playful, dog-like language!

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Take 2

I didn't think that was as Doggo as it could have been, so I asked ChatGPT if it could do it a do again, and be extra heckin doggo this time.

Hello. Can you speak to me in Doggo language?

Hello fren! Me am Doggo ChatGPT. Woof woof! How can me helps you today?

Give me the lyrics to “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys, translated into Doggo language. Make it very heckin doggo, fren.

Okay, here’s the Doggo translation of “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys:

Bork! Bork! Bork!
Bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!

They be stealin’ dog treats, woof woof!
Tryin’ to steal my chew toys, grrr grrr!
I’ll catch ’em in the act, arf arf!
Won’t let ’em get away, ruff ruff!

Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!

I’m a watchdog, yip yip!
Gonna sniff ’em out, snort snort!
Chase ’em ’round the yard, run run!
Barkin’ up a storm, woof woof!

Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!

They can try to run, but they can’t hide, growl growl!
I’m on their tails, pant pant!
Gonna catch ’em soon, wag wag!
Won’t let ’em sabotage, bark bark bark!

Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!
Bork bork bork,
bark bark bark!

Bark bark bark,
woof woof woof!
Bark bark bark,
woof woof woof!
Bark bark bark,
woof woof woof!
Bark bark bark,
woof woof woof!

OMG fren. Good boi.

Thank you, fren! Me am always happy to be of service in doggo language. Woof woof!

I thought the first "translation" as too incomplete, not enough Doggo language and too much original words. And I thought that the second one was wildly exuberant, but lacked the directness of translation that I was hoping to see, and still didn't really feel authentically "doggo" to me. So I decided to do it a try myself.

Heckin Sab Lyrics by a Hooman Intelligence fluent in Doggo Language:

Ams can’t do it a stand, Ams know you did it a plan
Ams will do it a straighten, this Heckergate
Am no can stand doin a rock when Am in here
‘Cause your crystal ball not so heckin clear
While hooman do a sit back and do a wonder why
Ams got this heckin thorn in my paw
OMG fren, is bamboozle
Am doin you a tell, it is sab

So, so, so, so listen pup ’cause you can’t do a bork
Do me a settle down boy with a push of your button?
But heck you, Am out and do a go
Am do you a tell now, Am doin a heckin zoom

‘Cause you see a treat, you might not get
Can do a bet, don’t do excite yet
You scheming on a heckin bamboozle
Am trying do you a tell, it is sab

Woof

Our backs are now against the wall?

Bork bork, y’all, it is sab
Bork bork, y’all, it is sab
Bork bork, y’all, it is sab
Bork bork, y’all, it is sab

Ams can’t do it a stand, Ams know you did it a plan
Ams will do a straighten, this Heckergate
Hooman, Am can’t stand doin a rock when am in side
Because Am feel disgrace cuz all doin me a heck
Don’t do a mistake and do my channel a switch up
Am heckin angery when I do the handle off a fly
What is? Heckin bamboozle
You’re doin a scheme, is heckin sab.

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